Dead Men May Not Tell Tales, But That's Just How We Like It

March 12, 2023
The Dead Pirate Robert. Head of Advertising. Image of plastic life size skeleton dressed as a pirate holding a painted sign with a Kraken. The sign reads "dead men tell no tales" and has the website www.thesaltyspinster.com on the bottom.
The Dead Pirate Robert. Head of Advertising with his painted sign for my shop.
Selfie with The Dead Pirate Robert. Image of me, a woman with red glasses and curly hair laughing next to her plastic skeleton dressed as a pirate.

As a sole proprietor, I run a real skeleton crew. It's just me and my art. And my dogs who try to nose in and demand pay via treatos.

Well, I've decided to onboard a new crew member to help with advertising. Meet The Dead Pirate Robbert. He may be short in stature, but he's big on personality! A real life of the party kind of guy. He will be co-navigating around town with me to help introduce people to The Salty Spinster!

He's actually a great co-pilot. He doesn't change my jams, and he never says anything annoying like "watch out," "slow down," or "we're gonna die." And he's always smiling.

Welcome, Chief Advertising Pirate "CAP" Robbert.